I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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