she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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