we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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