He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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