You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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