East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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