No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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