just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She even gives head with a lisp.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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