And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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