Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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