season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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