Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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