I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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