So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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