i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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