so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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