Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
the gays at disneyland are vicious
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
and you fell through a lawn chair
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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