Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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