she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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