too bad you live with your parents still
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now