Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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