Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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