I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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