is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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