Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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