Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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