Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
