I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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