Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I would ride that face into the sunset
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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