I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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