I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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