Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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