I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He shit in the fireplace
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
