Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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