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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I want you more than these girls want KFC

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(210): View more from Texas

happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.

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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?

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(616): View more from Michigan

You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.

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