omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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