called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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