Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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