what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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