Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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