Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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