i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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