She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
In America we eat man semen.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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