I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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