i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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