its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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