dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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