It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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