The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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