would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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