Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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