didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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