If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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