my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
tell me about the eggs
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