All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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