What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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