i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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