Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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