I think I am morally bankrupt
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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