Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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