...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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