Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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