i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
as a side note pls kill me
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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