yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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