Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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