Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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